4'11" and 1/2... don't forget the half.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
this child dresses better than every guy in my school
anyone who reblogs this today (august 25) will get a gif in their inbox
what if sandy cheeks got pregnant and was far from the treedome when she went into labor? what would happen to the babies? does she have little suits ready for them?
How would she get pregnant? There’s no other squirrels in bikini bottom and the fish can’t be in the treedome and she can’t be in the water without her suit so how would they do the do?
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
I don’t have the patients to be a doctor
I read this as I don’t have the panties to be a doctor. I just sat there like-